I am stuck in these stupid woods all by myself.
You may be asking yourself why. Why are you in these woods
alone, Arjuna? How did you end up here?
Well, when you’re married to a woman with five husbands,
things can get tricky. We had rules regarding living arrangements and… I may
have broken the rules. Who cares though?! I caught the robbers. I broke the
rules for a good cause!
No one else saw it that way, though. So, I am in exile for
twelve years. Can you believe that? TWELVE. Ridiculous.
Yudhishthira did not want me to go. Actually, he pleaded
that I stay. I couldn’t though. How was I supposed to stay somewhere and be
miserable because everyone was mad at me? So, I left.
Here I am now, in these woods all by myself.
I don’t mind it. I really don’t. The green, dense forests
are very beautiful and have given me many stories to tell. I have seen many
wonderful places and met many wonderful people. I have visited more holy places
than you could ever imagine. I went to Haridwar, a place where the Ganges River
flows into the plains, and that is where I met her.
Who is she? Ulupi. She is the daughter of Vasuki, the king
of the nagas. She was beautiful. Long, flowing silky hair and smooth soft
skin…she was perfection. I fell in love instantly.
Somehow, I managed to get her to love me back. It was
probably because of my handsome face or charming personality. Or maybe it’s
because of my strength and ability to fight.
Let’s be honest, as long as she loved me, I really couldn’t
give a damn why.
She led me to her father’s palace and we stayed there for a
while. It was blissful and I was happy. Hell, we even got married and had a kid
together. Iravat is his name. He is our adorable, chubby little boy. It was
like living in a dream. Life was perfect.
Until she found out I was married. Oops.
You see, Ulupi has a bit of a jealous streak. She doesn't
like to share. She was not happy that I was and still am married. I tried to
tell her how I only loved her and that the other marriage meant nothing to me. If
you couldn't guess… I did not win that argument. In fact, I don't think I even got to speak for more than five minutes during that argument and it lasted for days. Many many days. Stressful, right?
So long story short, she kicked me out. She even packed my bags for me. Hell, she even broke the news to Iravat before she even told me! I learned from him that I was getting kicked out. Do you know how crazy it is to eat breakfast with your kid and he says "Mom said you're leaving forever today!"? I do.
How am I always finding myself
getting exiled when I try to do things right? So stupid. I left and haven’t
heard from her since. I don't know what to do really. I suppose I will travel
and hope that one day she will take me back. Until then though…
I am stuck in these stupid woods all by myself, again.
Author's Note: I decided to write about
Arjuna and Ulupi. It's a pretty simple story about how Arjuna is exiled because of breaking rules regarding living arrangements and is exiled. During his exile he meets Ulupi, they fall in love, get married and have a kid. I decided to make it a bit more complex. When writing I pictured it like Ferris Bueller's Day Off or House of Cards, where the main character breaks the fourth wall and talks directly to the audience. To me, this is a moment like that for Arjuna. I think breaking the fourth wall makes it a bit fun to read and allows it to seem more modern and relatable.
Originally, Arjuna just kind of moves along from story to story in his exile. I decided to make it where Ulupi kicks him out for not mentioning his previous marriage. I figured I would switch it up a bit to create a reason as to why he was wandering the forests alone, again.
I chose an image of Ulupi because the story, in a way, revolves around her. I wanted readers to know what she looked like.
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